Monday

December 3rd, 2007

5:53PM
So November was a sad month for my blog... just for some reason i never got around to writing on it. Not that i didn't have lots to write about. First if i may, Facebook is partially to blame for me not posting more so and for that i hate it even more.

Originally what happened was i was waiting on some people to send me photos from some events i went to... But seeing as how these people only EVER use facebook, despite me asking them hundreds of times i never got these photos. The pictures you're missing out on include the first Indy concert i went to, Halloween, and then move onto a few other events including some good parties. DAMN YOU FACEBOOK!! I will not fall to your devilish ways.

So I've decided instead to move on and continue posting. I will probably publish a big long post soon summarizing all the cool events I attended in the month of November. Notably i went out partying 3 times this week. And am now poor.

I might as well summarize this week for you! While its still fresh on my mind.

Tuesday
This past Tuesday was a new friend of mine (Andra's) birthday. So Tuesday after work everyone came out and we did a pub crawl. I ended up attending 7 bars, but apparently there was an 8th that was also attended afterwards. It was a great deal of fun and everyone got plenty to drink. We were out starting at 5:30PM after work and stretched onto 2:00AM. As you may imagine... this cost quite a bit cause the average price of a drink in Vancouver is $7.00. Picture will be uploaded as soon as Facebook becomes less gay.

Friday
So Friday had another birthday in line. This time it was my friend Jonas and he was turning 26. Instead of hitting the pub we hit the club, and in STYLE. Went to one of Vancouvers better known clubs (Plush) for a special event. What kind of even you ask? All the DJ's were playmates. By playmate i mean real-life Playboy models. I think that sais enough for itslef, but if it doesn't. It was an excellent party.

As a special present for my friend Jonas, i kindly interrupted a Playboy photo session with one of the girls to ask her for some photos with my friend. Not only did i not get tackled by security but she said sure and came down from the VIP to get all over him for some Priceless photo's. By priceless i mean only Facebook can afford them....

Saturday
Got up nice and early the following morning for my trip to Victoria. Myself and 2 buddies took the 5 hour trip, about 3 hours of bus and 2 hours of ferry. However its surprisingly cheap and the ferry is WAY bigger than i thought. www.bcferries.com if u want a better look. Halfway through the ferry ride while we were in the buffet. We actually manged to get caught in a Gale (there was a big blizzard in Van) and the seas got pretty rough lol. The ship was moving side to side like at least 10 meter difference in height (not gonna lie, i got a headache from the sea-sickness) but you cant blame me, i had just finished 3 plates at the buffet.

So we got down there after 5 hours of travel, we had a room booked at the 4Star Marriot Hotel. Got to our rooms and took a nap for an hour out of exhaustion. Woke up ready to go and rounded the block to find the greatest club I've encountered here in BC. Just absolutely awesome time!

I've got some footage i took with my camera and i will upload soon.


Here is us on the Ferry, we lucked out at this awesome Buffet.


This is us struggling to get the balcony door open. Ugh, i didn't rotate the image...


This is us chillin at the club


This is a video i took at the club, it's actually got more detail but shows up really dark on the PC for some reason... i throw in some disco dance moves at the end too just for camera. Yea this is wierd, i can see it perfectly on my camera LCD.

The next morning we took at suggestion from the concierge at the desk and hit up a super popular breakfast place. It was Delicoius!


Here's my food. mmmmmmmm

Afterwards we went to the Royal BC Museum. It was absolutely awesome... i think i have some photos / videos as well.


This is a sweet one of the Wooly Mammoth. I really caught the atmosphere, lol.

After the museum closed at 5:00PM we decided to head home and headed back. On the way once again we hit Ferry troubles... this time it was a "Security Breach". Apparently it was in the news this morning that someone overheard a Bomb threat in the terminal so they had to delay the ferry while they arrested the "bomber", lol poor guy.

So we got home at around 10PM and that's a quick summary of the past week. I have pictures that i took from the "The Most Serene Republic" concert i went to a few weeks ago and I'll make an entry for that soon. Till then, Ciao!


Wednesday

Dream Log :: 004

  • So I've got a special treat this time. I have actually had several funny / weird dreams lately but haven't really put the time into putting them up here. So today's edition is going to feature 3 dream logs starting with the most recent one from tonight:

Rehab
So last night I dreamed I was in some sort of Rehab Center. A cross between that an an Asylum. I was not alone though, a lot of the people that i work with were there too. I remember logging into the rehab computer system and getting past their "impenetrable" security, which we had actually programmed ourselves at work before being sent to this rehab clinic.

But that day was no ordinary day, we were going on a field trip. Canada vs. Russia (i think) hockey game, and for some reason I was convinced that we were going to be the ones playing representing Canada. When we got to the arena though the game was already going and there was a real Canadian hockey team on the ice. I was really disappointed :(

I remember watching one of the players take a slapshot and his stick bending into an super exaggerated sideways U shape, and everyone was like "Ouuuuuu look at that". I also remember Canada scoring, take that mystery team!

So suddenly the game got boring and now we were on the rink (the rehab people) only now it wasn't an ice rink, in fact the ice was gone. So how could this possibly get better? We were ordering sandwiches (which I've recently learned to spell) and i couldn't wait to get mine. I ordered something really delicious, but i don't remember what it was exactly. What i DO remember is that they totally lost my order!! and i didn't get my sandwich!! I was super mad, so I called over the waiter and was like "Where's my sandwich!?" and he was like oh so sorry sir, I'll go get it... and then he brings me a grilled cheese, NOT WHAT I ORDERED!


I ate it anyways.

So then after that I remember suddenly escaping... or at least running away from the Stadium... bit it doesn't make much sense cause i ran to the Rehab Clinic... but thats ok, cause when i got there they were releasing us anyways. So we all got on a big yellow school bus and left. The End.

Plane Hi-Jacking
So like a few nights ago i had probably one of the more awesome/crazy dreams. I woke up and felt super cool, and entirely confused.

It starts off with me in a plane with an old friend or mine (not sure who) but we've been buddies for a long time. We're currently on a mission saving the world. We've just finished stealing a World War II bomber and we're flying it at low altitudes over a hilly city.

For some reason there are only two ways to control the plane and its in the feature of 2 Dials. They're about the same shape and size as like the old TV dials for channels, except they're smooth and don't click. The first dial controls thrust, and the second one does absolutely nothing... it's clearly broken from being super old.

Now as you imagine, flying a WWII bomber is pretty hard, especially when u can only control it by turning 1 dial. BUT THIS IS A MISSION TO SAVE THE WORLD!! who said it would be easy.

So we turn the dial higher if we wanna gain altitude... not super effective but the added speed makes us rise higher, and vice versa. Apart from the plane controls theres also gauge on the left side of the plane cockpit. Its there to tell you how much girls like you. Seeing as to how we're pulling off this dangerously awesome stunt its gradually climbing.

In the cargo we're carrying some sort of round bomb object... which i can only describe as a "Magnusson Device" sorry if you don't get the reference.

So all of a sudden the landscape is rising and thers a hill, so we crank the thrust and SLLOooooowly climb up and we're like super nervous cuase we're gonna hit the ground but we just make it, and then theres a building so we crank it even higher and we like climb really steep and just up and over the building.... But now we're way too vertical for a WWII bomber and we start to stall, so im like turning the dial with like super expertise... and we just barely pull out of the stall in time. At one point in time the secondary dial adjusts our roll, but only for a little bit.

So suddenly we're coming down really fast and we're going to like smash into this road we're flying over, and I'm like "OH NO!! PULL UPP!!" and i start turning the dial but my friend dives out and yells "NOO" and stops me, and then i realize we're flying under a series of powerlines!!

The girls meter is like going off the scale. (every dream needs one of these things)

And im like "We're gonna crash" and my friend sais "Thats the plan..." and suddenly i realize that the road turning into a pier. And has like poles down the sides of it, so they clip our wings and tear them off and the body of the plane crashes down onto the pier and skids to a stop right in the middle of it near the end.

And then we get out and for some reason... doing this has basically saved the world and all of humanity. So people come cheering and running in our direction. The End.

The Sock
In the third dream that i can remember, i'm putting on this sock... but it keeps getting bigger, so I'm like fine then... and i my foot gets bigger. So the sock gets bigger again, so i expand my foot again! The End.

November 7th, 2007

10:19AM
It's been a long time since i posted. First i was waiting for some pictures from a friend, then she never sent them, then my internet got cut for a week, and blah blah blah. I still don't have the pictures from the concert or Halloween, but I've given up and I'm moving on.


I have like 2-3 good dreams i haven't put up here to expect to get a bump on the dream log, combo-style. Ciao

October 24th, 2007

9:37PM
SO MUCH ANGER!! not even gonna bother writing a book on this... I don't have internet at home anymore, it's cut off. End.

Thursday

October 18th, 2007

1:30PM
So it has been one week since i put in an order for the new motherboard, and i get a call today. They tell me that the reason it's been taking so long is because they ran out of stock and, the warehouse no longer stores anymore of the model i am interested in. Then they start listing off other options that i "might" be interested in...

... i was furious, took two breaths, and asked them to refund the money instead. So back to the beginning -1 week down the drain.


Luckily for me, just about every online Computer Store has its original retail location somewhere downtown Vancouver... I'm not even kidding... look it up. So i called about 3 other shops, all advertising to carry it and "order online". They also didn't have any in-stock. Finally i got a place, and when someone answered the phone they actually knew how to speak English! *I knew this was a good sign*

Score! They carry it AND it's in-stock too! I asked them to reserve one for me despite being reassured they have plenty on their shelves. I've also opted to go for a hike on Saturday and pick it up myself at the store. Saving myself another week of trouble.


So maybe, just maybe. By the end of this weekend all will be well.

Till next time, Ciao!

Monday
ADD-ON :: October 18th, 2007 - October 22nd, 2007

5:21PM
I got it on the weekend and its awesome. It's now sitting overclocked an extra 750MHz from 1.8 to 2.55 AND recognizing both cores. Also enabled me to manually set ram timings to 2.5 3 3 8 and setup all 4 sticks to run stable at about 180Mhz. FSB boosted to 285Mhz from original 200Mhz. Basically its just plain awesome.

October 11th, 2007

7:10PM
Well I'm still at work. But i planned it this way to make it easier on not seeing my dead computer. As if planned i got a check today for $90, thank you GST return! So like everyone should, i instantly spent it on my new motherboard *maybe the rest of you don't have to buy motherboards*.

Grabbed myself a not to shabby A8N-SLI SE, basically the higher end model of the one i just fried but with an improved chipset, SLI capabilities and the ability to realize theres a Dual Core processor plugged into it... something my previous motherboard failed to accomplish.

It'll take 2 days for CIBC to process the money, then 2 days for the shop to realize CIBC has processed the money, and then another 2-5 days for UPS to deliver it to me. I will admit i coughed up the extra $1.07 and upgraded my shipping from the stock 2-9 shipping days that UPS normally has. So in 6-9 *business* days i'll have my new motherboard ready to install. I hope everything will work then. I do have backup RAM and CPU standing by should the current ones also be lightly toasted.

Well, till next time. Ciao!

Wednesday

Dream Log :: 03

My Keyboard
So this dream occurred a little while ago but i forgot to write it down, i remember it because it was quite funny, imo.

So i was living a casual life, in this world everyone lived in a giant playground with those mini-train cars and all sorts of jungle gyms and stuff. In my house i had my computer and one of my neighbors was Sam. For clarification purposes, Asian Sam from SJU. So i was out one day doing what ever it is that people did, and when i came home i realized that my keyboard from my computer had been Stolen! Yes thats right, someone broke into my plastic miniature house, left the computer and stole the keyboard. Not only that they left a replacement!


It was one of those ergonomic keyboards, the bendy ones. This particular one had a SUPER tiny spacebar too. I HATE these keyboards, they are so annoying to type on! So i try using it and im miss-spelling everything and i can't get the spacebar to work, soeveything isliketh is.

And i loose it!! Turns out Sam was the one that did this *how like you it is indeed, to pull such a cruel prank* and i was super mad at her!

The End.

October 10th, 2007

11:10PM
Soo... lots of people are waiting for me to post about my awesome Thanksgiving weekend in Whistler but BAMM!! Won't be done anytime soon... earlier tonight, roughly an hour ago... my motherboard fried on my computer... yep thats right dead...

I'm back to that shitty laptop again! *curses* and im also trying to plan our a replacement PC / parts without breaking the bank. I did not budget for a PC upgrade and it seems the cheapest way to go Intel will cost me $320. Money i just dont want to spend.

So im stuck with ordering up a replacement s939 board from some wierd online store no-ones every heard of cause all of the mainstream stores don't carry that kinda hardware anymore. We'll see how things go, either way without my VISA yet i'll have to paypal and that will make any online purchase take approx. 3 weeks.

Till then... no Whistler for you ?? Ciao!

Friday

October 5th, 2007

2:38PM
Business Objects (BOBJ) will be making a TV appearance on tonights CBC news. You guys should watch and see where I work :]

To: Canada Vancouver

Set your PVRs/VCRs...Business Objects will appear on CBC's National news tonight. The CBC crew will be here at our Mainland office this afternoon to interview Greg Wolfe live and capture footage of our facility, including the BOW Wellness Centre. The story will focus on the "Battle for Top Talent in Canada" and what we, as a top employer in Vancouver (and the country) do to ensure we recruit and retain the best employees.

Please note that the film crew will be on site from approximately 3 - 4:30 PM. Footage will be shot of the exterior of the building, reception area and the Wellness Centre. If you see the crew, please kindly allow them to film without disruption.

This is a fantastic opportunity to highlight our impressive Vancouver site and gain some national visibility for Business Objects as a top employer in Canada.

Don't miss it!!

*********

Till next time! Ciao.

Wednesday

October 3rd, 2007

12:16pm
I just ate the most EPIC grilled cheese sandwich ever. So good infact i had to dedicate a blog post solely to its delicoius taste! Now I've made lots of grill cheese in the past but for some reason this one was PERFECT. The bread lined up perfectly the cheese didnt ooze out it was all kept in neatly, both sides were cooked amazingly well just to the point before burning but super crisp and light without the nasty taste. JUST FANTASTIC! It tasted nothing short of Godlike, just blissful! This moment has now been documented in history as the night i had the perfect grilled cheese sandwich, a moment i will never forget.

Search sandwitch: Did you mean: sandwich Why yes google, i sure did! best dictionary EVER.

Saturday

September 29th, 2007

3:12PM
So last night I attended a James Bond themed Poker Night Party! It was a really good time, about 20 people from work showed up, all co-op obv. We had a really great time and I took a few dozen pics. I posted up 100mb worth maxxing out my new Flikr account monthly bandwidth. You can check it out here:

5:31PM
So went out shopping to pick up a webcam and some dinner. I was going to grocery shop but its raining so that only leaves 1 hand to carry bags. While purchasing a webcam (this one) i also decided to pick up some speakers for the apartment so that i can stop killing my ears wearing the Precision Gaming headset all the time. So i grabbed these.

















I'm going to go back to eating my hot delicoius Shawarma Plate, or however you spell it :P from the Fallafel place down the street. Ciao!


Monday

September 24th, 2007

2:50PM
So, as a few of you may know last week i attended an Animated Short Film Festival, where they showed 66 Animated short clips in 2 parts. I only ended up staying for the first part which included the larger half of the shows. So I have a few favorites that I liked and I've tracked some of them down on the internet.

Remember that these things looks A LOT cooler on a huge big screen theater with awesome sound.

This one is called Code Hunters, by a group called Axis Animation. Its a pretty cool Short Film, done in this 3D cartoonish style. Everyone in the theater laughed at the bubble gum part.


The opening film was one called "90 Degrees" by some french guy, it was pretty abstract but i liked it. Has a very cool look to it, the website is kinda hard to navigate but you can find it here. Takes a VERY long time to load but i would say its worth it... this one would definitely benefit if you could see it in its high def form.


This next one i thought was really cool! One of my favorites for sure. Take a look, you can download it directly from this link, its called Dynamo.


Easily my favorite movie was Fat Chance — National Centre for Computer Animation it was absolutely hilaroius... I started laughing as soon as i saw the fat guy on the mororized scooter, and it only got better from there. Sadly I can't find a copy of it on the internet.. if i ever do though.. u guys need to see it! Its priceless. FOUND!



And here is the last film to make my list, mostly because it made Amanda, a co-worker that came with us, cry. Everyone laughed at the "trial" though.


And thats it! Hope you can enjoy those! Till next time

Thursday

COTD :: 001

Hello and welcome to Car Of The Day! I've been thinking about doing this for a while but haven't got around to it. It seems everyday i see a really unique car or something really exotic and today on the way home i saw TWO beauties parked next to each other so i thought id blast this off.












An Audi R8 parked next to a Ferrari F340 GT... its hard to even find a picture of these things on google.... hopefully next time ill have my camera on me!

September 20th, 2007

2:32PM
So i just got in from lunch at around 2:00, you have to excuse the small delay but it seems i slipped into a pleasurable coma for the last 30 minutes. You see we had yet another occasion, this time a "Team Lunch" fully paid for by BOBJ (Business Objects). Just 2 weeks ago I had a free lunch on the house 4 out of the 5 workdays.


So for lunch we went to a Brazilian Steakhouse. I had THE most deliciously cooked meat i have ever tasted. I don't know if anyone has ever been to a Brazilian buffet but you sit at your table while the servers come around with giant skewers of roasted meat. Everything from lamb, to pork, to beef, chicken, sausages you name it. So delicious, it would just melt in your mouth just deliciously rotisserie cooked.

Between the 5 of us that were drinking we also had 3 pitchers of awesome beer. So everyone was quite happy and satisfied leaving the table. Now u can understand why i slipped into a coma. Pleasantly fed with rare meats and fine beer.

I love my job.

September 13th, 2007

11:37PM
MY STUFF HAS ARRIVED!! It showed up earlier today but the unpacking and settling down took a while.

Guess what?! It worked when i turned it on. Good thing i brought the wireless card, turned out i need it, so i threw it in booted up and BAM im good to go. I'm really glad to be back on this workstation and have already made up for lost time using PS:CS2...

here is my demonstration... I have created a template on how to make these pretty quick let me know if you want one, just provide me with a pic and a color of choice. The pics dont need good resolution either.

lol winston

Tried playing counter strike earlier but apparently Steam farted today... the ONE day after me waiting for it for 3 weeks. So maybe i'll play tomorrow instead.

I finally decorated my room now that everything is in final position. Here's my setup:

The photo doesnt capture the awesome atmosphere, but meh.

I have a lot of catching up to do, so I'm gonna keep this post short. Just know that im an excited and i have my belongings. Tomorrow I'm gonna put up a long post about my trip to the world famous Vancouver Aquarium.

Wednesday

September 12th, 2007

2:12PM
Just thought that now that I'm done my orientation I could share with you a little bit more bout the company. I'll do it in a few segments mentioning things that i find are cool/relevant on days that I feel like.

In our orientation they showed us this Trailer/Video about the company and I thought it was pretty cool. Check it out:
http://www.businessobjects.com/global/flash/company/fiatlux/default.asp

Go there and click on the "This is our story" button and it'll stream the video for you.

2:26PM
After some research and a rumor we heard yesterday me and the guy that works next to me discovered the truth about the chairs we're sitting on.


It is the Mirra Task Chair by HermanMiller and comes in at $799 USD. Please realize that everyone of the 1600 people working here has this chair if not better.

The training room we were in yesterday had 50 Aeron Chairs that come in at $945 USD. Yikes!

2:41PM
I was just informed that the section of the honeycomb style desk that i work at alone costs $4000.

September 11th, 2007

11:36PM
You would not believe the evening i just had... I am going to skip certain parts of this evening for the sake of it being legal to publish online, lol.

Soo.. I just spent half of my night with a Russian supermodel by the name of Anastasia. This TRUE story gets much more unbelievable than that so i'll start at the beginning.

I got home from work today, it was a pretty tiring day because it was "orientation", so a day long meeting listening to lectures. So i walk into the apartment and i see in front of me this stunning blond bent over wearing practically nothing. Upon closer inspection *ahem* i notice a butter knife in her hand, I am slightly confused at this point but continue to walk into my place passing by her saying "hi im Peter, anything i can help you with?". I do a quick search of the key rack to realize that no one else is home.

At this point i can clearly see that shes struggling to get into Mariyam's room. *Mariyam is the 25 year old roommate*. I let her know that the door isn't locked, it just sticks so she has to push it really hard. After taking my advice she gets into the room fine... i decide to watch tv because i have NO IDEA what else to do.

Five min later she comes back out of the room, turns out Mariyam is passed out sleeping. We start chatting. I learn that her names Anastasia, shes 20 and recently *five years ago* moved from Russia. You could barely tell because she has almost no accent. I wish i had a picture to show u guys but i didn't think that whipping out my camera and photographing her seemed like the "appropriate" thing to do. She mentioned she wanted a website for herself and her modeling pics, so i might use that as an excuse to get some those shots from her.

Amoung other interesting facts about her, her father was KGB.. shes interested in becoming a P.I. and oh yea.. she just got kicked out of her ex bf's house, stole his car cause he got her beamer towed, and shes gonna be crashing at my apartment for the next couple nights. Among some of her other ex's, are the owner of THE KEG, all of them, whom she went out with tonight *ill get back to this in a second*. And I cant remember who exactly but one of the Vancouver Canucks.

Back to the keg thing, she went out partying tonight with some guys at a top class restaurant tonight with a bunch of *high class* people and asked me to come along. I had to cancel because i work tomorrow but she said i'd come out with her some other time. I'm a little intimidated... apparently shes used to having dinner with people like the Mayor of Vancouver and its normal for the chef to come out and her and her company order directly to him.

Jeez what else do i say? She changed her outfit several times as the evening progressed... what a weird evening this was... lol who would have expected this?!

Sunday

Dream Log :: 002

Under Warranty
lol, this is gonna be a good one. I just hope i can keep up with it, it jumped around so fast i spent the first 15 min of the morning trying to piece it all together.

Starts off with me being rich. I'm either an actor of someone very successful and young, I'm currently living in a giant trailer, condo/bungalow. Its all set up with the most expensive furniture u can imagine and champagne everywhere etc. I have a friend there and we're talking about some then and then we decide to go out and buy a gf. Thats right "buy", and no we weren't looking for hookers.

So we get to this "store" and theres 5 girls up for sale, all beautiful, each in a different way. For some reason, i see them as the Sailor Scouts. I finally decided on one to take and it turns out shes a special deal cause i also get her friend for free, and the both of them come as a package. So now the other sailor scouts are jealous because i didn't pick them, and they really wanted to be with me. So is my friend who's there with me because he didn't get the awesome deal i did.

Now we're all back at my place the 2 girls and my friend and suddenly my dream experiences a crash, sorta like a blue screen on a computer and when everything reboots only myself and my friend are at my place. Now im angry cause i lost the girls, but luckily my friend tells me not to worry since they were under warranty and i get them again for free. *don't ask*

dream went on for a bit longer but the rest is really hazy...

Suddenly cut to this part, I'm in my old house. I'm naked. I completely forget the objective of what i was doing, but i remember there was a mission i was trying to accomplish. I start running around the house almost parkour style *still naked*, but all my motion is extended back to i form like this steak, it looks like a long snake moving around and im coming in and out of the windows even upstairs through the windows etc. I distinctly remember someone saying something about the house not being secure because i was able to scale it and crawl in through an open upstairs window.

Cut again. Still in the same house but now im sitting in front of three 17inch monitors, the two on the outside are of the same brand and the one in the middle isnt, why thats relevant i do not know but i remember it. I have the feeling that through all of this and the previous segment those girls are still around and im trying to impress them. I can't remember what im doing with the monitors but suddenly my nose is all plugged up, i try using a tissue but for some reason it doesnt work well for me.

So i grab laptop *a vista powerbook* in front of me and start using it to blow my nose on. i make sure i use every inch of it so that i get all the snot out. After the whole thing is covered my nose feels a bit better but i notice the laptop looks distinctly dirty, lol. So i take it to the sink and start washing it under the tap. I make sure its off so it doesn't get damaged? Now the laptop is soaked and for some reason wont dry up. I notice that its on and on standby and not actually off. So I press down the power button and instead it boots up, so im like CRAP and im trying to spot it from booting up. The way i figure water and running circuits is a bad idea... So I hold down the power button for 7 seconds, *Stupid Feature* and instead of turning off it loads into some strange screen and starts scrolling through like themes, wallpapers, screen savers and bootup screens. I was gonna freak out but luckily it was under warranty anyways.

Then i woke up.

Saturday

September 8th, 2007

10:23PM
Coming back from grocery shopping today I saw something special.

this is a picture i took of an Enzo

Well... what did you expect? Its an Enzo. Do not be fooled by that black car in the photo... friggen thing FLEW by before i could even click down the camera... although u can still see a blur of red between the two blue posts in the picture... freakin car has to be so fast, lol

Wednesday

Dream Log :: 001

  • So this is something I've been planning on doing for a while, mostly because people get a good chuckle out of it. Sometime near the end of last term I started narrating my dreams to people at breakfast... sorry lunch, and people loved it for the laughs.
  • My Dreams are TRULY random, i am not this creative in real life. These will seem like they just come out of nowhere. This will also test the new NR system. So here goes!

You Are A Pirate!
So this dream begins with me being in some sort of elementary school, really big windows and about 5-6 stories tall. From what I can remember I was being chased by some random swat teams on the 5th floor. Theres a group of 4 of us and we blow out 4 windows and swing down 1 floor breaking out the corresponding windows on the 4th floor. So now we're each standing in a window sill and looking at us is a shocked class of what i would guess to be kindergardeners.

Then so as to NOT look suspicious music starts playing *its the "you are a pirate" song*, in case you haven't heard of it heres some of the lyrics:

Do what ya want cause a pirate is free
You arr a pirate!


and we start dancing this syncro dance in the 4 windows so its like a kids show. We're also suddenly wearing like peter-pan uniforms... The kids love it. The next thing you know the fire-alarm is going off and the kids are SCREAMING, total chaos and they're out of control. Now *for some reason* I'm the teacher of the class and I'm trying to get the kids out in an orderly fashion. Most of them shuffle out but there are like random kids in the bathrooms that refuse to come out.

Finally I've got the last kid and we're heading to the stairs, and like 1 set of stairs down it fills up with smoke and I'm thinking, oh we're finished... stupid kid. Then the dream is over, lol.