Dream Log :: 002

Under Warranty
lol, this is gonna be a good one. I just hope i can keep up with it, it jumped around so fast i spent the first 15 min of the morning trying to piece it all together.

Starts off with me being rich. I'm either an actor of someone very successful and young, I'm currently living in a giant trailer, condo/bungalow. Its all set up with the most expensive furniture u can imagine and champagne everywhere etc. I have a friend there and we're talking about some then and then we decide to go out and buy a gf. Thats right "buy", and no we weren't looking for hookers.

So we get to this "store" and theres 5 girls up for sale, all beautiful, each in a different way. For some reason, i see them as the Sailor Scouts. I finally decided on one to take and it turns out shes a special deal cause i also get her friend for free, and the both of them come as a package. So now the other sailor scouts are jealous because i didn't pick them, and they really wanted to be with me. So is my friend who's there with me because he didn't get the awesome deal i did.

Now we're all back at my place the 2 girls and my friend and suddenly my dream experiences a crash, sorta like a blue screen on a computer and when everything reboots only myself and my friend are at my place. Now im angry cause i lost the girls, but luckily my friend tells me not to worry since they were under warranty and i get them again for free. *don't ask*

dream went on for a bit longer but the rest is really hazy...

Suddenly cut to this part, I'm in my old house. I'm naked. I completely forget the objective of what i was doing, but i remember there was a mission i was trying to accomplish. I start running around the house almost parkour style *still naked*, but all my motion is extended back to i form like this steak, it looks like a long snake moving around and im coming in and out of the windows even upstairs through the windows etc. I distinctly remember someone saying something about the house not being secure because i was able to scale it and crawl in through an open upstairs window.

Cut again. Still in the same house but now im sitting in front of three 17inch monitors, the two on the outside are of the same brand and the one in the middle isnt, why thats relevant i do not know but i remember it. I have the feeling that through all of this and the previous segment those girls are still around and im trying to impress them. I can't remember what im doing with the monitors but suddenly my nose is all plugged up, i try using a tissue but for some reason it doesnt work well for me.

So i grab laptop *a vista powerbook* in front of me and start using it to blow my nose on. i make sure i use every inch of it so that i get all the snot out. After the whole thing is covered my nose feels a bit better but i notice the laptop looks distinctly dirty, lol. So i take it to the sink and start washing it under the tap. I make sure its off so it doesn't get damaged? Now the laptop is soaked and for some reason wont dry up. I notice that its on and on standby and not actually off. So I press down the power button and instead it boots up, so im like CRAP and im trying to spot it from booting up. The way i figure water and running circuits is a bad idea... So I hold down the power button for 7 seconds, *Stupid Feature* and instead of turning off it loads into some strange screen and starts scrolling through like themes, wallpapers, screen savers and bootup screens. I was gonna freak out but luckily it was under warranty anyways.

Then i woke up.